What this place is
The “Church” of Saint Whine is a long, slow experiment: what happens if we treat exhaustion, doubt and quiet despair not as failures, but as honest prayers of a tired soul?
Here, burnout is not a shame but a signal. Whining is not weakness, but unpolished truth. We do not promise “success”. We practice clarity.
No conversion. No cult. No positive vibes only. Only people who are tired of pretending that everything is fine.
What you may find here
- satirical “scriptures” about digital life, burnout and the cult of productivity;
- philosophical monologues that sound like sermons, but doubt like humans;
- videos, texts and small rituals for those who are too tired to be motivated;
- ironic blessings for ordinary days when faith in anything feels distant.
We use humor the way others use incense: to make the air breathable again.
The Book of Whinesis & other works
At the heart of this “Church” stands The Book of Whinesis — a sacred satire written in the language of ancient scripture and modern notifications. It speaks of algorithms as quiet gods, of timelines as deserts, of buffering as a new form of waiting for a miracle.
Around it grow other branches of the Whine-verse:
- Revelations — long-form “sermons” for those who want to go deeper.
- Epiphanies — short, sharp moments of uncomfortable honesty.
- Ordo Sacrunomiconis — a side-order about the sacred comedy of money and value.
All of this is still in motion. Nothing here is finished, including us.
Where to begin
If you arrived here by accident, consider it an invitation to slow down for one page longer than your timeline allows. You might start with:
- the opening chapters of The Book of Whinesis (when they appear here),
- a single Revelation video watched without multitasking,
- or simply by reading this page twice — once with irony, once with tenderness.
You are not required to believe. Curiosity is more than enough.
Signals & contact
The “Church” of Saint Whine lives mostly in whispers, but some of them escape into public:
If you ever feel the need to send a message, do it as if you were writing to a very tired friend: slowly, honestly, without trying to impress.